Things a Muslim scholar would say:
ithedivine: The prophet didnt have a phone therefore we shouldn’t have phones. The prophet never had the Internet therefore we shouldn’t have the Internet. The prophet never said the word “wumbo” therefore we should never say “wumbo” The prophet never had tumblr therefore we shouldn’t have tumblr.
amjadisranting: Nicolas Sparks has really got you ladies’ minds all fucked up. I hate to break it to you but, LIFE AINT THE FUCKING NOTEBOOK. THE VOW. DEAR JOHN. Or THE LUCKY ONE. If anything you’ll find a man like Al Bundy. Appreciate realness. Seriously.
Pardon Me, But Can A Black Man Protect His Family? →
faineemae: In 2010, 4 white teens got drunk, jumped in a car and drove to the house of a black man by the name of John White. They organized themselves like a neo-millenium lynchmob and advanced on Mr.White’s house, threatening his wife with rape and loudly demanding that Mr.White surrender his son to them, because he had apparently made inappropriate remarks to a female friend of theirs....
Fus7a: Kayf al hal?
Palestinians: Cheef halach?
Khaleejis: did you say money
When you're alone in public and don't want to seem...
whatshouldwecallme: (source: onlylolgifs)